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therealhamster:

“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection

(via beyoncebeytwice)

weenlebowski: Guinea pig disguised as a baked potato
YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA

no fuck off

u-ok:

u kno how clouds just float around and do nothing I want to be a cloud

(via catholicfather)

all i have to say about last night is i should go to weddings more often

nintendoggystyle:

when does Saw VIIIVIIVIVIIIIIIIXILXVIIIV come out

(via shavingryansprivates)

gaymzee:

why are they running for president when they could just use a car

(via theyellowbrickroad)

urbanination: Stockton Cottages in Cape May, New Jersey.
theguccislut: Photo: MJRanum